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Gone installing

Tricia Huntley left the Dish a note saying “I will be leaving for an installation in Switzerland” and the strange list below. The Dish assumes this means Tricia is making stunning rooms for a blessed client in Switzerland. Gee, we hope she slept all the way there.25 SIGNS YOU MAY BE WORKING TOO MUCH

  1. Your to-do list is four pages long, has a table of contents and an addendum.
  2. You don’t know what day (or month, or year) it is.
  3. You can feel your eyeballs scraping the inside of your eyelids.
  4. You use phrases like “ducks in a row” ad nauseam.
  5. You are aware of D.C.’s disturbingly high nocturnal rat population.
  6. Coffee has replaced one of the four main food groups.
  7. At least three times a day you walk across a room and can’t remember why once you get there.
  8. Your keyboard has developed a strange film on it.
  9. People keep asking you if you’re sick.
  10. Your dog has abandonment issues.
  11. Your laundry pile resembles Mount Everest.
  12. Eating dinner at midnight seems reasonable.
  13. Bathroom breaks are a nuisance.
  14. Your communication skills have regressed to the first grade level.
  15. Your sig other thinks there may be “someone else.”
  16. Walking out of the house and leaving something behind incites tears.
  17. The beautiful weather pisses you off.
  18. Friends are mad because your emails of late have been “curt.”
  19. You catch a little “shut-eye” by closing your eyes as you walk.
  20. “Twitchy” is an understatement.
  21. You would sell your soul for a few extra few hours in the day.
  22. A sisal floor is surprisingly comfortable.
  23. You realize you have no business operating a motor vehicle.
  24. You miss the good ol’ days of the recession.
  25. You create entertaining lists like this so you can cope.